"No one had ever told me about the aerodynamic capabilities of food, yet here it was for everyone to see."
"It's thirsty work burying a relative, especially a close one!"
"I bet you think it's not loaded!"
"I would have been upside down in that bush all day if it wasn't for the farmer and his chainsaw!"
"Damp towel in hand, like some deranged swooping bird of prey, she extinguised the fire on Joan's head."